About

Welcome to The Honest Millionaire, the world’s first fully transparent project aimed at funding one human’s journey to becoming a millionaire — one donation at a time.

No 12-step wealth courses. No grindset motivation quotes. No “secret algorithm hacks.” Just radical honesty, a pipe dream, and the internet’s limitless ability to say, “Sure… why not?”

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

Because somewhere between charity campaigns, influencer merch drops, and people selling “How to get rich” ebooks, we all quietly agreed that the bar for what counts as a legitimate online project is… very low.

So I decided to test the system.

Instead of pretending to raise money for a cause, I’m focusing on fundraising for the cause of making me a millionaire. Direct. Simple. Efficient. Refreshingly shameless.

WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?

Great question. Not much, honestly.

But here’s what you do get:

A front-row seat to the world’s most transparent get-rich-quick scheme.

Bragging rights that you helped build the most self-aware and possibly tone-deaf internet experiment of the decade.

The warm glow of supporting a project that at least admits it’s selfish.

And depending on your donation tier… some very sarcastic, unearned digital “rewards.”

Let’s face it: you’ve spent more money on coffee, parking tickets, and apps you forgot you subscribed to. At least this time you’ll know exactly where your dollar went — straight into my millionaire journey.

IS THIS A JOKE?

Yes. And also no.

It is a joke in a sense — but it’s also a social experiment, a commentary on internet culture, a study in radical transparency… and a weirdly wholesome community forming around the idea that honesty might actually be the most entertaining and effective business model of all.

SO WHAT’S THE MISSION?

The mission is simple:

Become a millionaire in the most honest way possible. One donation. One laugh. One wildly unnecessary tier at a time.

If we succeed, great. If we fail, at least it’ll be the funniest failure you’ve ever been part of.

And if we land somewhere in the middle? Well, that’s still more honest than most of the internet.

WELCOME ABOARD.

Let’s make history — or at least make my accountant very confused.