Donate to The Honest Millionaire
Option 1 — “Total Freedom”
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
Choose any number your heart, wallet, or chaotic impulse decides to support the mission. Go tiny. Go huge. Go oddly specific. All donation options count.
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
Roughly the financial equivalent of the coins rattling around in your cupholder. You won’t miss it — but this mission, which offers various donation options, definitely won’t forget it as you support the mission of The Honest Millionaire.
$5 “Respectable Chaos”
$1.34 "Spare Change Energy”
$10 “Double-Digit Commitment”
A five-dollar boost toward the mission is a small step. Not quite “heroic,” but definitely “mischievous.” This is the digital equivalent of saying, “Alright, let’s see where this goes,” as you explore the various donation options to support the mission of The Honest Millionaire.
$10 “Double-Digit Commitment”
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
$10 “Double-Digit Commitment”
A bold step into the world of intentional absurdity. With a donation of just $10, you’re no longer just watching the madness — you’re actively supporting the mission. Thank you for your bravery in joining The Honest Millionaire community.
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
This donation officially places you in the story. Future historians will argue about your motives. But we’ll remember you as someone who chose from the donation options to support the mission, saying, “Sure, why not?” in this strangest financial experiment, known as The Honest Millionaire.
$347 "Because why not?"
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
$100 “You’re Part of the Lore Now”
$347 is a completely arbitrary number. It holds no meaning and no symbolism—just pure, beautiful randomness. However, if you're looking for donation options to support the mission of The Honest Millionaire, consider this figure as a reminder that generosity can take many forms.
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
This level of support is nothing short of astonishing. With a donation of $1,000, you become an official Patron of Absurdity™ and help to support the mission. There’s no plaque, no reward, no exclusive club—just the satisfaction that you’ve escalated this chaos in a meaningful way, just like The Honest Millionaire.
$10,000 “History Will Remember You”
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
A $10K donation is the type of move that instantly grants you main-character energy. It’s a statement that supports the mission. It says: “I am fully aware of what I’m doing, and I choose to do it anyway.” Legendary donation options like this exemplify what it means to be The Honest Millionaire.
$1,000,000 “Instant Enlightenment”
$1,000 “You’ve Joined the Inner Circle”
$1,000,000 “Instant Enlightenment”
This is a transcendence event. By selecting this tier, not only do you support the mission to make me a millionaire — you become part of a myth, a rumor, a conspiracy theory, and possibly a college sociology paper. Your name will echo through group chats for decades. May your WiFi signal always be strong as you explore various donation options.